





So I am saying the word out loud, hearing it as a set of ancient sounds, an invocation.


The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, in an effort to illustrate that correlation does not imply causation. Henderson presented the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and othernatural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s." A chart accompanying the letter (with numbers humorously disordered on the x-axis) shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased. This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high numbers of disasters, famines and wars in the world is due to the lack of respect and worship towards their deity. In 2008, Henderson interpreted the growing pirate activities at the Gulf of Aden as additional support, pointing out that Somalia has "the highest number of pirates and the lowest carbon emissions of any country."


I imagine the meaning of Geronimo was the exclamation “Geronimo!” One dictionary defines it as “used to express exhilaration when leaping or moving quickly. – origin Second World War: adopted as a slogan by US paratroopers, by assoc. with the Apache chief Geronimo.
Two sites repeat the story of the exclamation, tracing it to Army soldiers learning to become the first paratroopers in 1940. At that time the idea of troop deployment by parachute was new, and the men that were learning to do it were also, in some ways, inventing it. Purportedly after watching the 1939 film Geronimo, Private Aubrey Eberhardt decided to use the famous Indian fighter’s name as a shout, to show he had courage and was not afraid of the jump. And so he picked the name of the Apache chief, played in the film by Victor Daniels (well known to ‘30s audiences as the Chief Thunder Cloud who played the role of Tonto in the 1938 Lone Ranger serial). Geronimo became the motto of the first parachute battalion, the 501st Parachute Infantry Battalion (PIB), and Geronimo was on the 501st PIB insignia.

And so Navy SEALS, America’s other shock troops, perhaps whispered the old war cry as they entered the expensive compound where bin Laden had been living, near Islamabad, 100 yards from a premier Pakistani military academy, less than half a day's drive from the Afghani border, for years.
The Howard article refers to the 501st’s popularity as reason for the general acceptance of the exclamation outside the Army; it was due to “the intense media coverage of America's shock troops - the paratroopers” (Howard).
Before Victor Daniels played Geronimo for Americans on the eve of World War 2, he was played in real life by Goyahkla, the original name of the Apache military leader. After Mexican soldiers attacked an Apache camp in 1858 and killed his wife, children, and mother, Goyahkla (“he who yawns”) ruthlessly exacted revenge on the Mexican army. As he attacked (in some stories braving bullets to kill only with a knife), the Mexican soldiers called to Saint Jerome, or “Jeronimo.”
So is there any irony in calling the operation to kill bin Laden “Geronimo”? In his time, Geronimo – the Native American military leader – was certainly regarded as a terrorist, by both Mexico and the United States. He had numerous wives, a small loyal band of fighters who harassed Mexican and US villages and their military. And he was famous for both his dramatic raids, and his ability to evade capture. Mexico and the United States were said to have cooperated in his eventual capture, though like Pakistan, Mexico allowed Geronimo to operate on the Mexican side of the border for many years.
Bush the Second used to talk about bin Laden and explain that these people “hate our freedom.” This explains al Qaeda and bin Laden about as well as Geronimo’s motivations for fighting two national armies for 28 years were understood by the average US newspaper circa 1886:
The Apache Chief Geronimo and the surviving members of his band, who recently killed by torture and inhuman butchery 170 persons, many of whom were women, are now in custody. The people of Arizona and New Mexico are very indignant, and will oppose the usual course of the military authorities in allowing them to return to their reservations unpunished.
(the Indiana Progress, Thursday, February 11, 1886)
When Hon. Carl Schurz was secretary of the interior, in one of his reports he characterizes the Apaches as "bad Indians." That was several years ago. They have not improved in behavior since. For a year and a half Chief Geronimo and his band of Apaches have been terrorizing the southwest.
(Mitchell Daily Republican, Friday, February 12, 1886)
I’m not mourning the death of bin Laden, particularly. His name will live on and circulate through any number of mythic and factual accounts, as a terrorist who planned the deaths of 2752 human beings, mostly civilians, and as someone who fought back against the imperial forces, against the terror of an occupying force. It is unlikely, though, that any time soon he’ll be the hero of an American Hollywood action film that turns his legacy from a terrorist into a freedom fighter, never mind becoming the word our shock troops use as they leap out of planes, or kids use as they jump from the couch to the floor, repeating in play the geopolitical games played for real, far away, long ago and today.
Geronimo-E. KIA.
Sources:
Howard, Ed. “Paramount's 1939 western GERONIMO... a forgotten movie with a giant legacy.” http://www.b-westerns.com/geronimo.htm
“Osama Bin Laden Operation Ended With Coded Message 'Geronimo-E KIA'”
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/osama-bin-laden-operation-code-geronimo/story?id=13507836&page=3
“Submission of the Apache - The Capture of the Apache Chief Geronimo.” http://www.logoi.com/notes/capture_apache_chief_geronimo.html


The term Continuous Partial Attention (CPA) was coined by Linda Stone in 1998. Author Steven Berlin Johnson describes this as a kind of multitasking: "It usually involves skimming the surface of the incoming data, picking out the relevant details, and moving on to the next stream. You're paying attention, but only partially. That lets you cast a wider net, but it also runs the risk of keeping you from really studying the fish." Continuous partial attention has been understood as multi-tasking, but it is somewhat different, as full attention is not used (hence the partial) and the process is ongoing rather than episodic (hence the continuous).
Stone herself wants to draw a distinction between CPA and multitasking. She says in an article from Lifehacker.com:
Continuous partial attention and multi-tasking are two different attention strategies, motivated by different impulses. When we multi-task, we are motivated by a desire to be more productive and more efficient... In the case of continuous partial attention, we're motivated by a desire not to miss anything. There's a kind of vigilance that is not characteristic of multi-tasking. With cpa, we feel most alive when we're connected, plugged in and in the know. We constantly SCAN for opportunities—activities or people—in any given moment. With every opportunity we ask, "What can I gain here?"
http://lifehacker.com/#!343882/multitasking-versus-continuous-partial-attention
We might well ask the question, is this a distinction without a difference? I've been looking at some of the recent research on multitasking, and most of it seems to say, there isn't much that is good about multitasking. In a few instances it makes sense to scan information constantly and intermittently because we know that some of it won't be that useful or even relevant later, while some of it will turn out to be valuable in some way. And we can't know this beforehand. But of course most of us can feel the downside to this behavior, whether we call it CPA or multitasking or mundane cyborg activity.
In another short piece in The Huffington Post, Stone addresses this:
More and more, many of us feel the "shadow side" of cpa -- over-stimulation and lack of fulfillment. The latest, greatest powerful technologies are now contributing to our feeling increasingly powerless. Researchers are beginning to tell us that we may actually be doing tasks more slowly and poorly.
And that's not all. We have more attention-related and stress-related diseases than ever before. Continuous continuous partial attention and the fight or flight response associated with it, sets off a cascade of stess hormones, starting with norepinephrin and its companion, cortisol. As a hormone, cortisol is a universal donor. It can attach to any receptor site. As a result, dopamine and seratonin -the hormones that help us feel calm and happy - have nowhere to go because cortisol has taken up the available spaces. The abundance of cortisol in our systems has contributed to our turning to pharmaceuticals to calm us down and help us sleep.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/linda-stone/fine-dining-with-mobile-d_b_80819.html
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So what do these two pieces of blog have in common? I'll keep it short. As I hope I've shown, already we are multiply-located, as humans. We are here, and we are also there, in memory, in desire, in readiness for fight or flight or a new input for the sensorium. Now we have added devices that have a multiplier effect on this multiplicity. Few would dispute that the cell phone, which is actually a number of things besides a cell phone, and the net-connected computer (and its nomadic sister the laptop/tablet and its midget cousin the smart phone), do not add mightily to this several places at once phenomenon.
And the final irony may be that the cell phone/computer prosthetic may also change the way we are when we are not even in their presence, or "packing" as people used to say of guns.
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Here I"m tempted to tell you how to 'fix' this "problem.' Nope. Partly i think you can imagine fixes already. And partly that is the wrong way to pose the question of how these cyborg prosthetics extend and augment human responses that are already "there" in the organism. More, I want to suggest that the language we are using to imagine these effects - addiction to cell phones, information overload, multitasking vs CPA, ADD vs focusing techniques - are part of a larger and less visible change in basic human behavior and our experience of time and space. And this is what I want to call the mundane cyborg.
Enough for now. Time to walk the dog out in that lovely Californian afternoon.
